You may not know this about me. But I sleep on a Barbie bed. It’s also been called a prison cot. (WARNING: the following picture is technically NSFW, even though the dolls are clearly asexual.)
WHAT IS THE MATTER WITH PEOPLE?! But I digress.
Ever since I moved to LA in 2005, I’ve slept on a tiny hotel cot with a bar in my back. It’s because I keep telling myself that my stay here is temporary. That investing in a twin bed is silly. And that some day I’ll have an apartment bigger than the interior of my old VW Cabrio, Gwynnie. (RIP.)
Five years later, it’s time to invest in a big-girl bed. A SERIOUS bed. A bed that can take it when the walls start shakin’ and the earth starts quakin’. A bed big enough for more than 1.5 adults:
Does anyone know where I can procure such a treasure at a reasonable price? (Read: serious discount.) And don’t say E-bay, smarty-pants. I already thought of that.
The good news is, my Barbie bed does not encourage sharing. So if that’s you waiting in my closet with your camera, Asian Barbie, you’ll want to bring a stack of US magazines and some snacks. It’s gonna be awhile.