I have two totally unrelated things to talk about today. The first is, am I the only person who has never heard of the game Druck Marry Kill?! Apparently this is common knowledge among kids today. You pick three people — let’s say Rush Limbaugh, Dick Cheney, and Rachel Zoe — and you have to put one in each category.
I am SO marrying Rachel Zoe. She may be batshit crazy but can you imagine how AWESOME my wardrobe is going to be? Pal/co-worker Dan just gave me Cutler, Favre and Orton. Can you guess whom I wanted dead? Play with your Mother! In the comments. GO.
And then there’s this utter fabulosity:
My awesome pal Myrna is the founder and creator of FAMED, a supah-sexy line of cosmetics, and lemme tell you — if anyone knows sexy, it’s Mern. This girl… don’t get me started. Her curves ought to be illegal. I stood too close to her once and nearly melted, that’s how HOT she is. She’s old-school sexy, a la Marilyn and Rita and, more recently, Selma.
I’ve always wanted to get a ‘how to be elegant AND sexy’ lesson from her and now she’s finally teaching us her secrets via this product line! Never trashy, always classy (with a ‘c’ not a ‘k’!). And don’t you feel better giving some of your hard-earned cash to a small businesswoman instead of a faceless beauty behemoth like Sephora?
Her site is under construction, and you can’t order online as of yet. But check back often because it’s going to be GREAT. And don’t forget to play Druck Marry Kill with me in the comments.