Several things I would like to tell The Yard, SM.
1. Nice Monday Night Football crowd of hot, presumably hetero cuties. Who left immediately when the game ended.
2. YOUR UNISEX BATHROOMS ARE FILTHY AND UNACCEPTABLE. No girl wants to gaze upon a nasty urinal when she sits down to business.
3. Our waitress never brought water or ketchup for the stingy portion of fries. It’s the little things. And Adra didn’t think your teensy portion of $14 scallops was all that. Or even half-a-THAT.
4. Even with your celebrity chef, Yardy Yard Yard:
I give you a year, at best. You can, however, take heart in the fact that my predictions generally suck. When I saw Grease II back in 1980-what, I told my sister that Michelle Pfeiffer was just another blonde and that Maxwell Caulfield would have a long, lucrative career. So I could be wrong. But I doubt it.