A short post today, but there is something I absolutely must share. My lovely friend Deb and I have spent many a happy half hour when we should be working, reading each other Twitter posts by a dude named Justin, who just writes down ‘$hitmydadsays.‘
Samples include, “You’re gonna run into jerk offs. But remember, it’s not the size of the a-hole you worry about, it’s how much $hit comes out of it.”
And the ever popular, “No, you can not borrow my t-shirt…How about instead of standing there looking shocked, you do your f*cking laundry?”
This man could (and should) be a guru for an entire generation of whiny kids (mine included, Gen X) who can’t be bothered to actually DO anything, and his skillful wielding of the f-bomb rivals my own father’s for creativity and frequency.
Click, read, enjoy. Happy hump day!